Evan Chen

🚀 Welcome to my website!

I haven't showered since 3/20/06

📜 Manifesto

The goat, the glorious king, the man himself.

Awakening from the stars, he descends down to the donut.

Hocus pocus, the hole is my focus.

This probably

Had a girlfriend Sep 2021 - Jul 2022

Tuesday is Wednesday, pineapple.
-Jason Zheng probably

Locked in from 9-5, flipping burgers, frying fries.

I was the burger king.

Head of the Janitorial Department.

Thanks for reading!